London—Horses. We ride them. They pull couples around in carriages. We watch them race. But, when have you last seen horses use their legendary construction skills? That’s right, not since World War II when horses rebuilt London.
Now, a sheepish David Cameron has issued a call to all horses of the kingdom to help in the reconstruction a broken Great Britain. “Dating back to the humble days of Humpty Dumpty, horses have been our staunchest ally,” said Cameron. “And I will do everything I can to help. I love this country — and I feel honored to have served it. And I will do everything I can in future to help this great country [that I helped ruin] succeed. Even if that means overseeing the King’s horses personally.”
Added Nigel Farage, “We’ve got our country back. Though Prime Minister Cameron is misguided in his notion the country can be put back together again, at least jobs are going to British citizens, even though they’re horses.”