The White House was caught off guard when the President tweeted these three tweets praising General Zod, Doctor Victor von Doom, and the Red Skull.
High in his Lerkim, sitting alone, he tweets and he tweets from his Whisper-ma-Phone.
Horses. We ride them. They pull couples around in carriages. We watch them race. But, when have you last seen horses use their legendary construction skills?
Our most groundhog-like Supreme Court Justice just did the unthinkable.
Who left the snacks in the sandcrawler?
“Every night, man, Falkor’d be making the rounds.”
What could go wrong?
A long fall from the fifth floor of the Acme Building.
It’s not just the Pyramids.
Broadview, TN—Samuel Marsh, a local muzzleloader enthusiast, was subdued in the Mossy Fern Shopping Center by a store greeter on Monday afternoon in what police describe as a “failed mass shooting.”