High in his Lerkim, sitting alone, he tweets and he tweets from his Whisper-ma-Phone.
Horses. We ride them. They pull couples around in carriages. We watch them race. But, when have you last seen horses use their legendary construction skills?
Our most groundhog-like Supreme Court Justice just did the unthinkable.
Who left the snacks in the sandcrawler?
“Every night, man, Falkor’d be making the rounds.”
What could go wrong?
A long fall from the fifth floor of the Acme Building.
It’s not just the Pyramids.
Broadview, TN—Samuel Marsh, a local muzzleloader enthusiast, was subdued in the Mossy Fern Shopping Center by a store greeter on Monday afternoon in what police describe as a “failed mass shooting.”
I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I’m quitting him for good.